ramble on

well the sox are getting messed up. they just brought in timlin who is the white flag in the bullpen. i need something to get through the next few innings so here it goes, thought i'd waste some bandwidth with some random thoughts. these might be coherent, but probably won't be.

1. if it says use a leash, there might be a reason. like come on. i love dogs. i used to have several. but come on dude there's probably a reason you're supposed to keep them on a leash. like, so it doesn't try to turn some poor guy into a chew toy. and if your dog does try to eat my face, don't get mad at me when i push it off me. i'm too pretty to be dog food.

2. vitamin water is quickly becoming one of my favorite drinks.

3. i should have started lackey on my fantasy team. that was dumb.

4. fat hutch misses being able to swipe a card and getting all the food he can eat. even if that means having to endure lo cal whipped potatoes.

5. i'm tired. i'm tired way too much now. that seems to be the one downside to doubles/higher mileage. seriously, i'm like a fucking senior citizen. i go to bed before my classes next semester will end. thats bad. i might need an intervention.

6. or a different job. i swear at work we have fucking possessed voodoo clocks. i leave the house a little before 7, get home at like 5:30 and am only on the clock for 8 hours. i think that defies the law of physics. can we get an engineer on this? you guys might be good for something after all.

7. craig hansen: one of the best pitchers in baseball...when he's losing by more than 8 runs. seriously, he just pitched a 1-2-3 inning. i think its the first time in his career he's done that. and the sox are losing by 8. if this was a close ballgame, i guarantee he gets shelled for 2 or 3 runs. wasn't this the guy we refused to trade a year or 2 ago because he had the stuff to become a top reliever? yeah, that worked out well.

8. anyone know why webby didn't run today?

9. go see batman. if you've already seen it, go see it again. its good. its that good.

10. i'm sick of hearing about farve, but i think i've gotten to the point where i can accept the existence of football. i think. unless it gets to be september and i see them walk out on the field for the first time and my head explodes. that could still happen too.

ok at the risk of sounding way too much like angry alex i'm gonna stop this list now.

one more thing though, i miss racing. a lot. theres a pretty big 5-miler here tomorrow that i really want to run. it probably won't happen though. since the gun goes off in 7 hours. and i just ate a big cheeseburger. too bad. september (and august 2) can't get here quick enough.